Breaking Down the Candidates for FSU’s Next President

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This summer has been a busy one for the people of Florida State University. In between pretending to care about soccer and trying to keep Jameis Winston away from Publix, the university has also been tasked with trying to find a new president. Unfortunately, the search so far has been nationally regarded as a giant clusterfuck, with multiple media outlets and faculty members calling the search a “sham”. So, in order to help you understand the process, we have put together a list of the top candidates being considered for the job along with their chances of being hired:

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FSU Mom and Dad Decide to Stay

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After a strenuous day of moving in their freshmen daughter Lexi Higgins, FSU alumni Janet and Bill Higgins have decided to take another whack at college life altogether. The couple will reportedly be crashing in the Degraff common room until they get kicked out, or until a three-way with that hot girl on the first floor pans out.

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thingsandschemes:

I just made a noise.

youcant-sitwith-us:

My school > your school

ronarchy333:

Beautiful and quiet day on campus

cadeaux:

#fsu (at Dodd Hall)

usatodaysports:

Silly Seminole - Jameis Winston can keep playing baseball if he promises to keep photobombing like this

FSU Wins Most Efficient University for Second Year in a Row. But What Does That Mean?

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Florida State University has yet again been ranked as the most efficient university in the nation. People all over the world are commending the university for not having spent all that much money per student. Finally FSU students have something to brag about to their slightly more successful friends that may have ended up at Stanford or Yale. They may be “academically” ranked higher, but our school wins awards for spending less money per student than anyone else, so who’s really coming out on top? 

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