Take the Eggplant’s First Official Quiz: What FSU Fountain Are You?



Follow this so you can gain insight into your FSU spirit fountain and then share your results with your family, friends, and maybe even that one weird bus driver who’s always trying to make small talk anyway

Click it yeah do it yeah click this click click lick clit whoops Freudian slip ha ha not changing that loves it 

Update: Body found downtown identified as Ryan Uhre


Heavy Heart for the family and my fellow Noles who knew Ryan. 

High o’er the towering pines our voices swell,
Praising those Gothic spires, we love so well.
Here sons and daughters stand, faithful and true,
Hailing our alma mater, F.S.U.


#FSU This happened. Glorious! @kelvinbenjamin1 #DuckDynasty #UncleSi #KelvinBenjamin

TPD Looking To Speak With Unidentified Male About Uhre Disappearance
FSU President Barron Sick of Dealing with Sex Scandals, Leaves for Penn State



Florida State University announced today that President Eric Barron will leave the university after four years of holding the prestigious office. “The pressure of dealing with the Jameis Winston scandal was too much for me” former President Barron says. ”So I decided to go to a place where something like that would never happen, a place with an unblemished history of moral superiority, Penn State.”  

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Students crossing Woodward Street.

Crossing Woodward: A History of Jay Walking.

Work. It.


Couldn’t pass up this Instagram Opp. #FSU’s definitely feelin’ that V-Day vibe. #FloridaStateUniversity #GoNoles (at Westcott Fountain)


Florida State Seminoles fans can find these two great autographed football helmets on our site at www.AAASportsMemorabilia.com.  We have one black and one gold.  These helmets have been autographed by several players including Coach Jimbo Fisher, #1 Kelvin Benjamin, 3 Ronald Darby, 3 Jesus Wilson, 4 Giorgio Newberry, 5 Jameis Winston, 7 Christian Jones, 7 Levonte Freeman, 8 Devonta Freeman, 8 Timmy Jernigan, 9 Karlos Williams, 10 E.J. Levenberry, 13 Jalen Ramsey, 15 Mario Edwards Jr, 19 Ryan Green, 20 Lamarcus Joyner, 22 Telvin Smith, 23 Gerald Demps, 24 Matthew McNulty, 24 Terrance Smith, 26 P.J Williams, 28 Nigel Terrell, 29 Nate Andrews, 30 Colin Blake, 30 Keijofer Pittman, 31 Terrence Brooks, 32 James Wilder Jr, 33 Jonathan Hernandez, 35 Nick O’Leary, 38 Jonathan Akanbi, 38 Cason Beatty, 43 Desmond Hollin, 44 DeMarcus Walker, 46 Jayon Young, 51 Bobby Hart, 54 Tre Jackson, 55 Jacobbi McDaniel, 57 Phillip Doumar, 58 Ryan Alicea, 65 Ruben Carter, 66 Keith Weeks, 70 Josue Matias, 75 Cameron Erving, 78 Wilson Bell, 80 Rashad Greene, 81 Kenny Shaw, 86 Tasean Crews, 87 Jared Jackson, 89 Christian Green, and 99 Nile Lawrence-Stample.

We’ll start the bidding at 2,000,000 flex bucks.


College Avenue, 1956.


My spot of choice for lunch today. #Fsu #beyondlucky


Disney’s Love Is An Open Door, from Frozen

performed by FSU’s ΦΜΑ Epsilon Iota and ΣΑΙ Beta Alpha chapters at our Rose & Sinfonian Valentine’s Day Musicale (2/13/14)