straighton—tilmorning:

can we talk about how pretty Landis Green/Landis Hall/the fountain is for a sec

sunshineswooshstunna:

New Florida State 🏀 Court


 


3nd-less:

By night one way, by day another, and I mean the beauty of Westcott. ❤️💛


 

Breaking Down the Candidates for FSU’s Next President

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This summer has been a busy one for the people of Florida State University. In between pretending to care about soccer and trying to keep Jameis Winston away from Publix, the university has also been tasked with trying to find a new president. Unfortunately, the search so far has been nationally regarded as a giant clusterfuck, with multiple media outlets and faculty members calling the search a “sham”. So, in order to help you understand the process, we have put together a list of the top candidates being considered for the job along with their chances of being hired:

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FSU Mom and Dad Decide to Stay

eggplantfsu:

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After a strenuous day of moving in their freshmen daughter Lexi Higgins, FSU alumni Janet and Bill Higgins have decided to take another whack at college life altogether. The couple will reportedly be crashing in the Degraff common room until they get kicked out, or until a three-way with that hot girl on the first floor pans out.

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thingsandschemes:

I just made a noise.